Trip! Splat! Swear!
So much for my new, white $3 Walmart shirt--driveway marks all over the sleeve.
My friend couldn't stop laughing--oh, she tried, but she failed. I just wanted to write her a Thank You note and let her know how I am doing:
Dear Karen,
I am doing fine after the nasty trip and fall on your property. I’m glad you liked the cookies.Thank you for your friendship and concern. I have learned many things from you:
1. Your driveway is hard and unforgiving
2. You were too late with the helmet
3. No good deed goes unpunished
4. The brownies were delicious
5. A true friend lies in the driveway with you until you can get up
6. At least I didn’t lose any teeth (which means my super powers are still intact)
P.S. What are the limits on your homeowners’ policy?
A couple of photos for your scrapbook:
