Common Terms and Phrases (a.k.a. What you find when you Google yourself)

You never know what you’ll find when you Google yourself. I scrolled down three or four pages because you just can’t predict what obscure personal information might pop up that you forgot about during that last “Ambienesia” episode.


I found a delightful link about one of my books, Life’s Alphabet Soup: When Your Children Make You Eat Your Words.

One section showed the following:

Common terms and phrases

actually afghans animals asked bathroom bathtub Ben & Jerry’s better boat bunny bushes Cabbage Patch Kids can’t chil child chocolate chore lists clean cook cookies Corvette couldn’t couple cup holder daugh dead didn’t Diet Coke dinner dirty dishes dishwasher dren drive embarrassed felt ferret harness garbage girl humor husband ice cream Jaguar Jaguar XJR Jazzrabbit Jerry’s karate keep knew Lake Powell laugh learned leprechaun liFe’s alPhabeT souP lived look mother neighbor never night nose older oldest daughter overreacted pickles picky pizza play powdered milk pretty quilts ramp realized reminded sing smarzy smell smile son’s spend stop supercharged Swamp Parents talent teenager tell terri ferran things thought told took tried trying vacuum cleaner wanted wasn’t weeds whining yard YOYO Zoomph

Not only does that describe the book, it describes MY LIFE!

What are some “Common terms and phrases” that describe your life?