Monday, August 17, 2009

Evidence that the world DOES revolve around me



I have long suspected that I am the center of the universe—at least in my slightly skewed sense of reality.

Today I found some proof:

FACT: When I left for work today…

• The 12-year old was on the computer
• The 15-year old was at a friend’s house
• The 18-year old was lying on the couch watching TV
• The 21-year old was working on his car

When I came home from work today…

• The 12-year old was on the computer
• The 15-year old was at a friend’s house
• The 18-year old was in my recliner watching TV
• The 21-year old was working on his car

Apparently, time stood still while I was gone.

You may be alert enough to discern that the 18-year old was not in the EXACT place as when I left, but you should note: the almost imperceptible shift was within three feet of the original location and the gravitation was to MY chair, thus proving my point that it is all about me.

Need more proof?

FACT: When I left for work today…

• I had just started a load of laundry

When I came home from work today…

• My husband was finishing a load of laundry

Coincidence? I think not.

3 comments:

M-Cat said...

Those kids clearly have too much time on their hands. And the bummer? Only two of them are headed back to school.....

And I could have validated that the world revolves around you, just ask me.....it's true, it IS all about your! Except for when it's about ME!

"Ack" said...

Well Terri, we're neighbors! I live in a parallel universe... mine!

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

oh my heck!! LOL LOL LOL!! that was worth the read! :D you are funny mother!!