Saturday, December 26, 2009

Bootcamp with Jess - The End...or is it?

My six-week-self-inflicted-torture-at-a-bargain-price BootcampwithJess has ended.


What, you may ask, are the end results?

Let me share—

1. Tonnage lost--.0045 (a.k.a. 9 lbs)

2. Millimeters lost – 152.4 (6 inches)

3. Times I wet my pants—0 (actually, it Depends)

4. # of pushups for infractions—200 (plus or minus 120)

5. # of actual instructors impaled, blown up, shot, run over, beaten, or disposed of by me during the 6-week period—0

6. # of incidents mentioned in #5 imagined by me during the 6-week period (I plead the 5th, on the grounds it definitely would incriminate me)

7. Number of Diet Cokes I consumed in the first 3 weeks—0

8. Number of Diet Cokes I consumed in the last 3 weeks—more than 10, less than 100

9. Number of man-pushups I can do without stopping—40

10. Insanity factor (on a scale of 1 to 10) of those who sign up for an initial 6-week journey to Helk-and-back and pay for the privilege—9.781564298

Insanity factor (on a scale of 1 to 10) of those who re-sign up for it, knowing what they are getting into—11.29837492

All—or most—kidding aside: It was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

I am officially insane. I inked up for the next six weeks. I loved it. And hated it. I must have more…

Here’s to my friend, Amy Jo, who has bravely consented to join with me during the next journey to HELK—you can do it!

5 comments:

Tristi said...

Terri,

I'm so proud of you! You rock!

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

I am shocked you are doing this again!!!! But hey, I am even more amazed you can do 40 man pushups!!! And CONGRATS on the losing of 6 inches!!!!! You rock!!!! An inspiration to me!!! (I may never achieve what you have: writing books, doing boot camps multiple times, being such a good cook, being the best gran there ever could be, etc etc....WOW, GOOD JOB MOM FOR BEING SO FREAKING AWESOME IN EVERYTHING YOU DO!!!!!!!!! ;) LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M-Cat said...

40 man pushups! You are impressive. I can't even come close.

And yay for signing up again!

bv said...

You are amazing and hilarious and I'm so proud of you!!! This is awesome, a total inspiration and I'm super excited for you! You are seriously a rock star!

Loralee and the gang... said...

Exercise. Is. Addicting. No doubt about it! And good job on the 9 lbs lost. That's probably 15 pounds of fat lost, and 6 pounds of beautiful, toned muscle gained. Perfect for burning more fat during your next session. Have "fun"!
:~D