Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Happy Mother's Daze!
I laughed as I commiserated with her—from having to wear maternity clothes home from the hospital (I also faced that dilemma—but it never occurred to me to wear the bed sheet), to stashing dirty cloth diapers throughout the house so her frugal husband could “convince” her that disposable diapers were a bargain at any cost.
Mother’s Daze delivers laughs from gestation to lactation and beyond. This fun combination of motherhood and laughter makes this an ideal gift for any mother on Mother’s Day.
I had the opportunity to interview Jane Still:
(Okay, okay—I didn’t take the opportunity when I had it, so I just wrote it as I imagined it would be)
Terri: I’ve had a hard time catching up with you, Jane.
Jane: Me, too! I accidentally checked myself instead of my bag at the airport
Terri: Didn’t you freeze to death in the baggage compartment?
Jane: Fortunately, the plane lost a generator and they heard me clawing at the cargo door. I’m glad I didn’t bother doing my hair today.
Terri: You’ve traveled a lot lately. I saw you in Dayton at the Erma Bombeck Humor Writers’ workshop, in Provo at LDStorymakers’ Writers’ Conference, and now at Women’s Conference. I’ve seen you more than your family has. Have you spoken to your husband recently?
Jane: Homeland Security has my home number on speed dial now. They usually give me a minute to say “hello” to him.
Terri: Speaking of your husband, what does Rick think about your writing? Is he excited for your first book Mother’s Daze?
Jane: He likes the fact that I can’t talk while I write—he’s urging me to get to work on a sequel—a long sequel.
Terri: What would a sequel to Mother’s Daze be called?
Jane: I think Father’s Laze is appropriate when I remember how eager Rick was to change diapers—not!
Terri: How do you stay looking so fit and have so much energy?
Jane: I lost 35 lbs on Nutrisystem.
Terri: I thought it was the HCG diet?
Jane: That’s what I said.
Terri: Whichever it was, you look great!
Jane: You can lose weight too!
Terri: Did you just call me fat?
Jane: [Moos loudly, followed by a pig-like squeal]
Terri: Thank you, Jane [gives an injured sniff]
Jane: Hey, I’ve got to pick up product endorsements where I can to tide me over until the royalty payments roll in.
Terri: We have time for one more question. Jane, what advice would you give other mothers out there?
Jane: Skip over the parent part and go straight to being a grandparent. And check out my website.
Terri: Thanks Jane!
Happy Mother’s Daze everyone! You can get your own copy at Amazon.com or Cedarfort.com
(disclaimer: no actual Janes were used or harmed in this interview)