I will illustrate the Exercise That Must Not Be Named—
To suitably describe it, I have ripped off the cadence from the immortal Dr. Seuss’s Cat In The Hat:
“Look at me, look at me, look at me now!
Insanity’s easy, you just have to know how
I can lift up these weights as I stand on the ball,
I might break a hip if I happen to fall.
My jelly thighs shake as I rock back and forth
My butt has gone South and my brain has gone North
That’s what Ferran said, as she fell on her head
Certain that this time, she would wake up dead.”
R.I.P. – tomorrow comes mighty early