This is for my daughter’s 13-year old friend who told her “Your mom SWEARS on her blog!” (and Brielle, you know who you are )
“Dam” is not a swear word
“Dumb bass” is not a swear word
“Hell” is a place (where I’ve been for six days now!) and even if you consider it a swear word, I used it while quoting someone else who may have used it as a swear word, so therefore it does not count as a swear word.
“Rationalization” is what I just did in the preceding paragraph – but that’s how I roll!
Day 6 – my arms are like cooked noodles (BIG noodles; maybe dumplings)—limp and white.
We worked out arms tonight and now I am typing with my toes. There will be no drawings to illustrate the fun tonight (I’m not that good with my toes).
I did not have the 30-pound vest!
I did have to do 10 pushups for “eyeballing” the instructor.
I had to do that Dead Cockroach thing again. It was HELK! (that word was for the two Bri’s—Brielle & Brianna)
I survived the ordeal, then walked outside, slipped and fell on the ice and caused a small tremor to rock the Salt Lake Valley.
No Diet Coke for 8 days (Diet Coke is not a swear word either, Brielle)