Monday, November 23, 2009

Day Eleven - (un)Justly Accused

My sister-in-law (who is an exercise freak—you know you are, M) has more than broadly hinted that I may actually like this punishment known as BootcampwithJess. It borderlines on accusation even.


I checked a couple of facts:

FACT: I asked my instructor to give me a list of exercises I can work on while I am out of town next week—in a hotel without a workout room.

FACT: I actually checked the hotel amenities to see if they had a workout room.

FACT: I pushed myself on Friday to do pushups after my 55-minute elliptical workout.

FACT: Tonight I saw a signup sheet for a THANKSGIVING DAY workout—and I hurried and signed up because there was only one spot left.

FACT: Something is seriously wrong with me.

I need my head examined. A copy of the brain scan:














This clearly indicates that the lack of Diet Coke over the last two weeks has resulted in a severe shortage of chemicals to my brain and I am suffering from serious mental incapacity. Yes, you guessed it:

Dementia.from.absentia.of.carbonation.phosphoricacid.caramelcoloring.caffeination.syndrome

Intervention is needed! Anyone…anyone? Hurry, before it’s too late!

On the other hand, I have lost 3 lbs. since I started…

4 comments:

M-Cat said...

I'm sure you meant freak in a good way right? RIGHT?

Keep at it! And when bootcamp is over, we'll celebrate with a large diet coke. On a Saturday. Cause that is the only day we will allow ourselves that indulgence.

Natalie said...

Funny!!! You boot camp girls are my heroes!

Sheltielady said...

Careful now. I am thinking you might actually be liking this self-torture too. As for the diet Coke, I would think by now you would have realized how much better you feel WITHOUT IT!
Its bad for you you know....

Loralee and the gang... said...

Three lbs in 11 days - that's awesome! Great job! I need a boot camp, after the Holidays that I am having...
:~D