Monday, November 30, 2009

Halfway Through...

Halfway through – I’m kinda, sorta, maybe, perhaps liking it a wee bit. It’s harder for me to blog about something I like…


A couple of notes on numbers

Measurements:

Taken three times throughout the six-week process. One of my measurements was quite shocking—yet not.

My calf measured 15 inches. That’s not a calf, that’s a COW!

This could explain why boots don’t fit me well. I pulled on my black leather suede boots—suede stretches a little—and could not zip them all the way. There wasn’t enough hide to hide the expanse. One of my calves is almost as big as Scarlett O’Hara’s waist.

What I need are COWboots—not cowboy boots. Boots for women who have calves that qualify for first prize in the state fair and could be sold by the pound. Let me know if you see any.

Weight:

Tonnage lost so far: .0025

That’s a hard number to wrap your mind around, here is a visual:


5 lbs lost. It doesn’t sound like a lot until you visualize packing this butter around. (Oh man, I just visualized it thoroughly mixed into cookie dough with chocolate chips, and I had to wrestle myself to pry that butter from my grasping fingers as they also groped for sugar and flour—It was hard, I noticed I’m stronger than I used to be)

I did get a prize tonight!


In case you can’t read it, it says “Boot Camp With Jess Survivor.” I was pretty excited as they only give them to people who actually survive HADES week. At least, I think they only give them to the survivors. Nobody has admitted where the bodies are actually buried…

3 comments:

M-Cat said...

hahaha COW's. Puleeze!

5 ellbees! I am so proud of you. You are going to be one HAWT mama on the beach in about 15 weeks.

Inst Thomas said...

Great job PT Ferran. now you are a part of our family of Bootcamp Strong PTs.

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

Way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!